Portlands Funny Girl

Thoughts from a Weird, Strange, Funny Girl

The More You Know!

People always seem to always expect me to do one of two things: to have all the answers or none at all. I get treated like a genius or the … Continue reading

August 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Voice

I hate the sound of my own voice, I always have. This is a funny confession for me to make as most of the time, my friends have a hard … Continue reading

August 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Mermaid Shirt Or A Day In The Life Of a Scantily Clad Fat Woman

This is a picture of a shirt that I wore around from Beaverton-Hillsboro (Nike/Intell) to Downtown to all the way to Vancouver in. I spent around seven hours total and … Continue reading

August 22, 2015 · 2 Comments


Well, no quite yet but I have been working towards it. I am so excited because I have been so inspired to write lately, unfortunately just not on my blog. … Continue reading

August 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

When Your Ex is Still in Love With You

Everything in my head is telling me not to write this blog article. But here I am. If this blog as taught me anything, I need to confront my emotions … Continue reading

August 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Rock Your Body

The next series of blog entries will be about my body and finding ways to improve them. I love my fatness but like everyone, we have little things we wish … Continue reading

July 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Writers Block

I’ve been wanting to write for weeks now it seems but what, I’m not sure. I mean I do, but I don’t know how. I want to write about good … Continue reading

July 12, 2015 · Leave a comment