Portlands Funny Girl

Thoughts from a Weird, Strange, Funny Girl

I Hate Everything About You Why Do I Love You?

I toss and turn in my bed, trying to fall asleep with my brain keeps replaying history, flash backs, and I see events as I wish I could have changed … Continue reading

May 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

What I Need

The other night I had a conversation with my mother. It’s not an odd occurrence, especially since I’ve moved back home last Thanksgiving. I almost always talk to her for … Continue reading

January 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

Hi there to all my friends and family. I know it’s been a really long time since the last time since I written (I always seem to be apologizing for … Continue reading

December 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

A Course in Weight Loss

Every one should read Marianne Williamson. If there was a God, she would be her. That is a very boastful and powerful statement to make, one I doubt she herself … Continue reading

October 7, 2015 · Leave a comment

Be A Man

Is it just me or does anyone else think that more women listen to “Be a Man” by Mulan than men? Irony?

September 30, 2015 · Leave a comment


Just feel like turning this blog into some more random short thoughts instead of always having long drawn out monologues. 🙂 Still going to have those but I want to … Continue reading

September 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

September 30, 2015 · Leave a comment